[seductively takes off glasses]
wow you’re fucking blurry
Omg that was so cute
I’m not sorry.
Things I love:
- Kristina’s puns
- Mairin’s puns
- Also, puns
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I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days
SHOULD I LAUGH, I WANT TO LAUGH
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
Lynn Canyon, North Vancouver B.C.
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a retarded seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
I can’t even fucking BEGIN to deal with fucking cats, bruh…