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rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

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ispendtoomuchonbooks:

ratchetivity:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

Minimalist porn

Fuckin shit

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 

So there.  Now I have figured it out. 

People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:

  • Tolkien
  • Peter Jackson
  • real geneticists
  • God
  • anyone

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

sapiens-sapiens:

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

Some day I want people to have this much faith in my management schemes…

tea-and-sarcasm:

pythagoruswaswrong, look! It’s a pie chart that was created based on our entire friendship!

tea-and-sarcasm:

pythagoruswaswrong, look! It’s a pie chart that was created based on our entire friendship!

cannolis:

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